"to take a crap"
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Two teenage boys are talking ...
Teen 1: What's the matter with you?
Teen 2: My stomach is very sore.
Teen 1: Maybe you shouldn't have eaten all those tacos.
Teen 2: I think I need to hit the head.
Teen 1: Whatever! Go take a crap already.
A man is consulting his doctor ...
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Man: I haven't taken a crap in five days.
Doctor: Pardon me?
Man: I haven't had a bowel movement in five days.
Doctor: I understand. Take off your pants and let's have a look.
Taking a crap can make a person feel a lot better.
1) You can take a crap in Australia without having to pay for it.
2) That's eight whole hours to take a crap on your own, talk to big people and drink HOT damn coffee.
3) I'll take a crap and it will be normal, then a few hours later it's diarrhea again.
4) It wasn't only villagers who would take a crap on the beach.
5) The last things you remember are sitting down to take a crap then your buddies laughing you awake when you pass out.
6) This is the sign of someone who can take a crap on virtually anyone and sleep like a baby- a near sociopath.
7) I want business so regulated that scum bag CEO can't take a crap w/o permission.
8) Soon he'll have cameras in your house watching you take a crap so he can see what brand of toilet paper you use.
9) You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbour.
10) I never understood the impetus to take a crap on Carter.
11) Have a neighbor who votes for Obama? You could take a crap on their lawn.
12) She can't take a crap and wipe without asking Cody for help.
13) But you're certainly happy to take a crap on all women everywhere, with hideous, disgusting misogyny.
14) Even a bear has innate hard wiring that informs it not to take a crap in the den where it lives.
15) If the freak told the re-thug zombies in the audience that he was going to take a crap they would form a line to wipe his ass.
16) I am tired of being polite to you. You come in, take a crap on the site, and wonder why folks don't welcome you with open arms.
17) Birds read minds! thats why it took a crap on your hat.
18) Some disgruntled Fox News employee is writing about the time Bill O'Reilly took a crap next to him.
19) If your dog Cletus just took a crap on cousin Ned's shoe, then update your status by all means.
20) You have to master the art of making stupid noises-- Practice these while taking a crap.