"to take a dump"
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Two teenage boys are talking ...
Teen 1: What's the matter with you?
Teen 2: My stomach is very sore.
Teen 1: Maybe you shouldn't have eaten all those tacos.
Teen 2: I think I need to hit the head.
Teen 1: Whatever! Go take a dump already.
A man is consulting his doctor ...
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Man: I haven't taken a dump in five days.
Doctor: Pardon me?
Man: I haven't had a bowel movement in five days.
Doctor: I understand. Take off your pants and let's have a look.
Taking a dump can make a person feel a lot better.
1) Is it normal to take a dump the exact same time every day?
2) And getting up in the morning and wanting to take a dump and you can't.
3) The music would work so much better if you could take a dump on the bus.
4) It's probably also " within the rules " to go and take a dump on Ed Miliband's doorstep.
5) Proximity of sink to the toilet, felt safer to take a dump in the sink rather than the toilet as the seat was minging!
6) I have no shame and now take a dump anyplace.
7) A Labour PM could squat and take a dump on the whole community and the labour lemming electorate would still vote for them.
8) But unfortunately, I went to take a dump, and it was sold out by the time i returned.
9) Someone will break into my house with the express purpose of watching me take a dump.
10) Before you take a dump on this, don't bother.
11) Focus on the point itself. And you want to take a dump on that in the comments, feel free.
12) They get drunk, throw up, and take a dump in the street.
13) I wrote an app once that told you when you needed to take a dump.
14) Even the hottest Super Models have to take a dump sometimes!
15) We're going to take a dump on you as big as we want and as often as we want.
16) Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will.
17) To be fair, you do have the right to take a dump with your bathroom door closed.
18) Which of these are " got ta take a dump at work " songs.
19) Garrett, go away please, I'm trying to take a dump!
20) In reality, Americans are out of work while the politicians take a dump on them to further their own prosperity.